Sayling Away

A little story to start your Christmas season in the right spirit

From a friend of mine:

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Christmas pressure.

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.  The reindeer herder was on vacation

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

 

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Sue Vincent
10 years ago

Brilliant 🙂

Katherine P
10 years ago

LOL! So not the ending I was expecting but it definitely made me laugh!

Jemima Pett
Jemima Pett
10 years ago

ROFL!! Thanks, Noelle – and a merry Christmas to you too!

jagweng
10 years ago

Reblogged this on jagweng.

Asariels Muse
10 years ago

I will never look at the Christmas Angel in quite the same way again.

Matt Cairns Author
10 years ago

Haha! I love it!

lucciagray
10 years ago

I have never heard that story! Amazing! I never imagined Santa had a mother – in – law 😂

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