In response to the challenge by D. Wallace Peach to write a poem or story about your e-book TBR list, or in my case pile, (see: https://mythsofthemirror.com/2022/01/09/writing-challenge-the-teetering-tbr-pile/?c=104189#comment-104189). Here is my contribution, over which I labored for at least five minutes.
My TBR pile, it seems,
Is taking over my dreams.
Last night I dreamed of a hat.
You know the one that sat
Looking sage on a table at Hogwart’s
And divided the kids into all sorts
Of magical schools.
This one, all floppy and chatty,
Sat atop my pile, looking tatty.
It dithered and vexed
About the book to choose next.
It was no help at all
As pile did fall
Needless to say, I woke up screaming! Thanks, Diana, for this vision!